The Sports Bar Code of Conduct

1. Bring a wing (wo)man.

2. Don’t get drunk.

3. UNLESS: several singles want to buy a round because their team is winning, then who the hell am I to say no? 

4. Don’t wear any one team’s gear. 

5. Conversely, don’t dress like a hooker.

6. Know the star player, and how the last game went for them.

7. This is not an undercover job, but this also isn’t for Channel 1 LA.

8. Unless, of course, they’d like to foot the bill.

9. Don’t be a Cool Girl

10. Be Carlin Adelson.